Toasted Waffelz

citypity:

I thought I’d turn my phone off for a while to disappear and see who would notice and care to come look for me…day 2 and the answer is no one. It sucks. 

How is turning your phone off disappearing? I guess no one existed before they invented phones…

dreaminginstasis:

nosdrinker:

i’ve never been happier in my entire life

The whole set! Yay!

(Source: adulthoodisokay, via limbonius)

R.i.p. boller’s ears

Super Luiggy Brothers
Lyle McDouchebag/Newgrounds Audio Portal

theperksofbeingseamus:

royalteens:

justpiercetheveilalready:

jalexaremyhomeboys:

chilledchaoswannabe:

Super Mario Brothers theme with more… oomph.

idk what i was expecting

THIS GAVE ME AN ASTHMA ATTACK

jES UCS UCKCING CHRIST

?????????????

I can’t breathe!!!!

(via latieraeve)

Dear Tumblr,
so these two guys go to my school.
and one day i decided to start shipping them together
and they disbelieve in the power of tumblr
they say shipping is silly
can we pretty please prove them wrong?
reblog, reblog, reblog ily
DAIDEN

Daiden <3

(via criticallyawkward)

fontainedeluz:

tastefullyoffensive:

Honest Titles for 2013’s Oscar Nominated Films

[collegehumor]

heeeheheheh

lincoln ftw!!!

(via camerapits)

Why Does?: The Problem With The Big Bang Theory...

butmyopinionisright:

I’ve been meaning to post something about The Big Bang Theory for a while now but it’s taken me ‘till now to really understand what it is about the show that makes me uncomfortable. I’m not exactly a believer in the whole “only write about the things you like, don’t…

Twerocalypse

limbonius:

this is it. December 21st. I stand in the middle of the road as I bend over. suddenly I shake my booty. I begin to twerk. I twerk harder and harder, with each clashing of my butt cheeks creating a massive tornado. the impact of my booty shaking splits the ground into 2. satan is summoned and twerks with me, and all hell breaks lose from my twerking. the end of the world. twerkocalypse is here

"boy: girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners.
girl: shaving legs, shaving arms, waxing, plucking, periods, cramps, pregnancy, giving birth, makeup, shut the fuck up."
Ok, shaving your arms is retarded and I don't know any guys who find that attractive.
Leg hair is a lot easier to shave than facial hair.
Waxing and plucking are also unnecessary, shaving is easy, and there's hair removal cream.
Periods and cramps are the same thing. Take the pill/get an implant.
Pregnancy and giving birth are optional.
Many guys prefer girls to wear less/no makeup, and nowadays there are more men than you'd think who wear makeup.
HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT UP YOU SEXIST ABOMINATION.

hazisfab asked: dylaan its adelena btw, i finally actually went on your tumblr ahah :)

Not sure when you sent this but I knew it was you haha, yay :D