I thought I’d turn my phone off for a while to disappear and see who would notice and care to come look for me…day 2 and the answer is no one. It sucks.
How is turning your phone off disappearing? I guess no one existed before they invented phones…
R.i.p. boller’s ears
Super Mario Brothers theme with more… oomph.
idk what i was expecting
THIS GAVE ME AN ASTHMA ATTACK
jES UCS UCKCING CHRIST
I can’t breathe!!!!
so these two guys go to my school.
and one day i decided to start shipping them together
and they disbelieve in the power of tumblr
they say shipping is silly
can we pretty please prove them wrong?
reblog, reblog, reblog ily
this is it. December 21st. I stand in the middle of the road as I bend over. suddenly I shake my booty. I begin to twerk. I twerk harder and harder, with each clashing of my butt cheeks creating a massive tornado. the impact of my booty shaking splits the ground into 2. satan is summoned and twerks with me, and all hell breaks lose from my twerking. the end of the world. twerkocalypse is here